It finally just hit me!
As hard as a car door opening across your path when your riding a bicycle downhill.
These blogs can be educational!
What a concept.
alright then, Ill just help everyone out there within reading distance with pest control issues.
Hows that? Ill be the real life Bug Blogger Man.
Ohhh I like that.
The Bug Boogy Blogger man!!
Why not? There's two guys in Boston making millions on National Talk Radio.
All they do is make poor attempts at humor, which suits them just fine. They laugh harder and louder at their own humor than anyone else!
But this is the charm of the show.
Its informative, and fun to eavesdrop on them bantering back and forth.
But facts are facts, 99.9% of all questions asked on this car show could be answered easily by typing key words into any search engine.
( no pun intended)
These two obviously have a swell time every Sunday morning (before or after church I wonder. Or they could be good Catholics; and instead, on Saturdays eat their beans for dinner and go to church. Leaving their Sundays free for this Car chatting fun)
Problem is, there's only one of me.
So Ill just stop taking my anti psychotic prescription, and talk to myself. It'll be great fun for anyone who reads my blog about how to prevent insects from taking over your life. Remember, the show is broadcast from Boston, so we've got this normal people-talkin accent going on. Its supposed to be quaint and amusing, yet totally informative. Read on...
BUG GUY: First of all I'm going to tell you about this very important non-chemical method of control. Now you must remember, the pest control companies don't want you to know this, so I'm saving you hundreds possibly thousands a year in pest control fees and costs, and if you follow our advice you'll alleviate any potential health problems from the persistent use of chemicals in and around your home.
As hard as a car door opening across your path when your riding a bicycle downhill.
These blogs can be educational!
What a concept.
alright then, Ill just help everyone out there within reading distance with pest control issues.
Hows that? Ill be the real life Bug Blogger Man.
Ohhh I like that.
The Bug Boogy Blogger man!!
Why not? There's two guys in Boston making millions on National Talk Radio.
All they do is make poor attempts at humor, which suits them just fine. They laugh harder and louder at their own humor than anyone else!
But this is the charm of the show.
Its informative, and fun to eavesdrop on them bantering back and forth.
But facts are facts, 99.9% of all questions asked on this car show could be answered easily by typing key words into any search engine.
( no pun intended)
These two obviously have a swell time every Sunday morning (before or after church I wonder. Or they could be good Catholics; and instead, on Saturdays eat their beans for dinner and go to church. Leaving their Sundays free for this Car chatting fun)
Problem is, there's only one of me.
So Ill just stop taking my anti psychotic prescription, and talk to myself. It'll be great fun for anyone who reads my blog about how to prevent insects from taking over your life. Remember, the show is broadcast from Boston, so we've got this normal people-talkin accent going on. Its supposed to be quaint and amusing, yet totally informative. Read on...
BUG GUY: First of all I'm going to tell you about this very important non-chemical method of control. Now you must remember, the pest control companies don't want you to know this, so I'm saving you hundreds possibly thousands a year in pest control fees and costs, and if you follow our advice you'll alleviate any potential health problems from the persistent use of chemicals in and around your home.
BUG GUY2:And not to mention the constant itching and scratching that you do when you just think about having those creepy crawlers- dontchathink?
BUG GUY:Yea, bruddah, you're so right. Which brings me to speak about how important it is to understand the biology of insects.
BUG GUY2: You mean like back in High School Hah?
BUG GUY: Well, ya. Like that girl you dated, Shirly, um Shirllleeey...
BUG GUY2:Oh man oh man, I forgot about Shirley. Ya! She sure taught me sum stuff bout Biology!! Ha hah ha hah hah!
BUG GUY: Well, I think she taught lotsa stuff to the whole football team as well..hah ha hah hah!
BUG GUY2: What?!
BUG GUY: Oh, I forgot, you dated her didn't you? Hah ha hah.
BUG GUY2: Dated her?! I married her! Hah, ha hah!!
BUG GUY: Ok, my brother isn't exactly the smahtest guy in the room, but he shore knows the basics of the birds and the bees. Ok. now down to bidnez.. First things first.
BUG GUY2: Integrated Pest Management, tell em what it is Bro.
BUG GUY: It's basically a method of preventing insects from ever wanting to occupy the same space as you. Its using non-chemical way of prevention.
BUG GUY2: Right. Heres some simple things you can do to prevent major problems.
Numbah one Keep it clean! Keep all areas clean and free from dirt, dust, and food particles.
Stove, refrigerator's, under cabinets, inside cabinets, around the entire kitchen.
systematically dust, vacuum, and wash areas once a month depending on how often it gets messy, kinda like the restaurant you go to every mornin hah?
Numbah one Keep it clean! Keep all areas clean and free from dirt, dust, and food particles.
Stove, refrigerator's, under cabinets, inside cabinets, around the entire kitchen.
systematically dust, vacuum, and wash areas once a month depending on how often it gets messy, kinda like the restaurant you go to every mornin hah?
BUG GUY: Hah ha hah. Ya, its so clean they don't even put your food on plates, you just eat right off the floor.
BUG GUY2: Ya. Well, they used to, but the rats carried them away. Hah hah hah ha hah ha ha!
BUG GUY: Whoops the producer said theres a commercial comin, so lets break now and come back to your rat infested breakfast haven.
BUG GUY2: Naw, its really clean! Dont worry folks, we like to jest about dining facilities we sometimes frequent.
BUG GUY: Facilities? Whats that all about? Why not call a restaurant a restaurant? Sounds like your talkin about dining in mens rooms! Ha hah hah ha..
BUG GUY2: Ya I am, at least the kinda places you like to eat !!!!
BUG GUY: OH.. ha hah hah ha ha ha-ha!!!
BUG GUY2: Be right back folks...
BUG GUY: Ya, stay where you ahh. Theres more to come...
I can see it now! The show will be a big hit, me and my imaginary pest management professional brother answering questions from callers about pests and how to keep them away from you and your home.
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